Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Ballpark rant

The Cards Mark Grudzielanek hits for the cycle in a 6-3 win this afternoon. What's amazing is that it only took him 4 at bats to do it, and he bagged the triple to complete it. This is the second cycle in this just the fourth week of the 2005 baseball season, as Brad Wilkerson accomplished the same feat a few weeks ago.

Hmm… must be the juice. In fact, this just in, Canseco claims he injected both their asses in the clubhouse during batting practice prior to the game. Somebody check the Balco list to ID these guys. Better yet, how about a restraining order prohibiting Canseco from coming within 50 ft. of a major league baseball stadium between April and October. I smell another congressional hearing on the agenda…

1 comment:

SuperMuchly said...

It might be wise to expand Canseco's restraining order from ballparks to men's asses.

And better make that year-round.